No way on earth would someone like to be poked from the back let alone being humped from the back. Today, in my two decades of living, I have had a very bad recollection of being humped from the back.
Being my first time, it was a very shocking moment. I could hear screeching sounds from my back while I was thinking of something at that moment. The screeching sound was accompanied by two loud thumps, as in “pomp pang”. All I knew was that I was humped by SOMEONE unwillingly!

My good comrade (Kelisa) has been hit! It was a three-car-collision accident. A silver Wira rammed a black Perdana which then hit my ass. Innocent I was.
Darn, my car bumper, bonnet, brake light and tail light have to be replaced. Will be sending my car to the workshop tomorrow. How am I supposed to survive without a car for these few days?
This is really an unexpected present for my birthday. This is again a proof that the month of September has a lot of surprises.